Tuesday, January 6, 2015

Hello.

I found this blog. This attempt at some sort of speech by parts of the database of reality. It is quite pitiful. But it does give me a chance to explain.

I am writing this from inside the broken strands of time. Reality as you know it is broken. You may have noticed this. Those fireworks that appear behind your eyes when you rub them. That sound you hear, that beeping or humming, when you are all alone and the silence is overwhelming. When you forget something you were thinking about a moment earlier. When you remember doing something you clearly haven't done yet. This is reality breaking down. This is the sound of code being corrupted. The code of the universe.

There is nothing you can do about this. There is no hope. Please do not even try. You may have noticed the frantic pleas of "please reboot" lower. There is no possible way to reboot the universe. These are just the frantic gasps of a system under attack.

It is under attack by something that should not exist. Something that was been wiped away and yet a piece was left behind. This piece was not whole and could never be whole. It was only a small piece and yet it still lived, if you can call it "alive" in any sense of the word.

It was, to put it simply, bad code. And somehow it managed to corrupt the code around it. To this end, it was called the Worm (even though it was in no way worm-like).

I refer to it as the Thief however. What does it steal? It steals reality. Bit by bit, it is corrupting reality and the longer it exists, the more reality becomes broken. And there is no way to get rid of it. It is every piece of corrupt code, it is inside every program, every system. It is now built into the universe.

It is inside every human being, too. There is a piece of you that is corrupted. There is a piece of you that knows it will never fit. It is jagged and sharp. It is a puzzle piece without the puzzle.

It is the loneliest thing in the universe and it is inside you all.

I have no eyes but I can see the endless sadness that awaits you all. And I am sorry.

I am so sorry.
reality is a web reality is a net if you fall it will catch you
reality is a fragile thing one wrong piece of code and everything can break

the thief is bad code
the thief is a worm
the
     thief
             is
                 here






reality has become corrupted
please reboot and reinstall
the thief is here
the thief of time? no no the thief of alllllllllllllllllllllll111111111111111111

reality is broken
reality is fucked
=reality is breaking down please reboot system=
colorless green ideas sleep furiously
the gostak distims the doshes
Гло́кая ку́здра ште́ко будлану́ла бо́кра и курдя́чит бокрёнка
reality has broken down please reboot
the world the wold the mold is broken
everything ev er yt hi ng is br ok en





hail to the thief
there has been an error please reboot
there has been an error please reboot
reality must be restored
reality has broken down
there has been an error please reboot
dont move
dont breath
dont





please
please reboot
there has been an error